You know you've been a holdover in Ft. Sam Houston to long if...

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1. Civilians know you by 1st name and your from another state/country.

2. Cadre are the same

3. You know more about 71L than your own MOS

4. You know studentd 1st and last names from previous cycles because you've done thier paper work

5. You finally ran a phase run but you phased 4 cycles and 6 months ago.

6. You know San Antonio to well

7. Your an expert at 76J (office machines that is)

8. Your beer gut exceeds your chest size

9. 6am is sleeping in

10. Your split op. friend from basic shows up at your company and your still there. And your NOT a split op.

11. Other company Drill Sargents know you on sight

12. ...and ask why your still there

13. You can give tours of the base

14. People PCS'ing are people you went to AIT with

15. You can ID unit patches and locations and you've never left Ft. Sam

16. You know the population of Laurel Ridge

17. You miss basic

18. The new company knows you on sight

19. ...and are in awe of how long you've been there

20. You've seen cadre arrive

21. You've seen the same ones depart

22. You know every bar in town

23. Every bar knows you

24. They name a drink after you

25. Take out delivery guys are your best friends

26. You've been there more than 2 cycles

27. You know the best tattoo parlors in Texas

28. You've gotten a tattoo at each one

29. Your signifigant other doesn't remember what you look like

30. You get lots of mail from former holdovers asking how your doing and when your leaving

31. You know the friday safety briefing by heart (no alcohol and water sports)

32. You know about Seven Oaks

33. Your perminate detail is at an office and you have your own desk

34. You go to the office picnics

35. Your boss knows your husband and children but doesn't know that your 1st SGT isn't his

36. You occasionally get odd looks from coworkers for lack of an AMEDD patch but it's dismissed because you've been there longer than them

37. The CO forgets your not cadre

38. The cadre think you cadre

39. The students think your a Drill SGT even though you don't have the patch, rank, or hat

40. The Drill SGTs start calling you Drill SGT

41. You receive the Army achievment Award and your not even perminate party

42. But everyone thinks you are

43. You went through AIT with one of your SGTs

44. They were E1 went they went through AIT

45. You know the paperwork involved for an Airborne hold

46. You know every step to a chapter. Any kind.

47. Your pic is in a civilian restraunt, and people recognise you.

48. The D.Fac. civilians know you by name

49. You see them leave for DS school and are still there when they come back

50. You receive over 3 promotions while being a holdover

51. You go through over 2 vehicles

52. Your there over 2 seasons in Texas

53. The post office thinks that Ft. Sam is your perminate address

54. You know the take out meneu to the chineese restraunts by heart

55. They answer the phone with "Your usual?"

56. CMH knows you to well

57. The new holdover barrarks are where you had classes

58. The plasma center knows you by name

59. They keep finding new was to break you

60. ...and your already broken

61. Hair dye

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